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Evil Coffee

Monthly Fuel Supply

Monthly Fuel Supply

🏁 4 bags of premium coffee built to keep the wheels turning all month long. 🏁

✔ Roughly one month of coffee ✔ Choose your favorite roasts ✔ Whole bean or ground ✔ Free shipping included ✔ Built for consistency & daily momentum

$84.99 USD
$84.99 USD
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✔ Fresh roasted & shipped fast. ✔ Whole bean or ground options. ✔ No BS guarantee!

Flavor Profiles

Idle Speed (Light Roast)

Notes:
Bright citrus, smooth cocoa, light caramel sweetness

Body:
Clean, crisp, and easy-drinking

Origin:
Costa Rica

Parade Lap (Medium Roast)

Notes:
Caramelized sugar, subtle fruit, smooth cocoa

Body:
Balanced, smooth, and versatile

Origin:
Costa Rica

Whiskey Throttle (Dark Roast)

Notes:
Dark chocolate, roasted nut, rich finish

Body:
Full, bold, and smooth

Origin:
Specialty-grade blend

Why It Hits Different

Idle Speed (Light Roast)

Most light roasts are either too acidic or too weak.

We source specialty-grade beans and roast them to bring out brightness without the bite.

The result is a clean, smooth cup with real flavor and real energy.

Idle Speed (Light Roast)

Most light roasts are either too acidic or too weak.

We source specialty-grade beans and roast them to bring out brightness without the bite.

The result is a clean, smooth cup with real flavor and real energy.

Parade Lap (Medium Roast)

Most medium roasts try to do everything and end up doing nothing well.

We dial this one in for balance smooth body, subtle sweetness, and zero bitterness.

The result is an easy-drinking coffee you can run all day without getting tired of it.

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What's Included

  • IDLE SPEED - Light Roast

    A bright, smooth high caffeine kickstart for your morning.

  • PARADE LAP - Medium Roast

    A balanced, smooth and all day drinker.

  • VICTORY LAP - Dark Roast

    Bold and rich will full send intensity.

Built for First Time Buyers

Not sure which roast is right for you?

This is the easiest way to find out.

The Full Send Starter Pack gives you all three of our core roasts so you can dial in your favorite withoutguessing.

From bright and smooth to bold and heavy, this covers it all.

Why This Bundle Just Makes Sense

Buying all three roasts separately costs $74.97.

Grab the bundle for $59.99 and save $15 instantly, plus get Free Shipping!

Perfect For:

  • Trying Evil Coffee for the first time

  • Finding your favorite roast

  • Stocking up for the week

  • Gifting

One Sip & You'll Never go Back to Boring Coffee

  • "This ruined cheep coffee for me... In the best way 😉"

    - Jackie M.

  • "Perfect for early morning bike prep in the garage!"

    - Chris D.

  • "My new road trip necessity... Evil Coffee & music is all I need 🎵🏁"

    - MARY S.

One order. Three roasts. No Bad Choice.

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